Please buy me cake.
accidentally got too much at walmart without considering i have to use the bus, now carrying 60lbs of regret
i am literally knives right now there is no going back
boys who are constantly aggressive and try to put on a tough guy front in all occasions make me want to punch them in the stomach i swear to god
male aggression is so gross, sit the fuck down and chill yourself out. you aren’t impressing me with your anger and you’re constant “i’m gonna kill em, fuck them, you just wait i’ll fight them” is really boring and makes me want to avoid you forever.
not to mention why would any girl ever want to be near you. your aggressiveness is actually scary to a lot of us.
also why is it that they always talk soooo big like “u put me and that other dude in a room 2gether u see who comes out”
wow how impressive.
the aftermath: about an hour total spent in bathroom, a recovering butthole, two followers lost, and a lot of febreze used
rromanticism said: i knew it would fucking betray you i knew it would
i’ve missed your supportive comments
update: my but hurts like hell, and i have now quarantined a corner of the bathroom just for myself
constantly reminding myself that taco bell never hurt me in this way
toilet round 2
my ass is on FIRE