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Posted on 30th Aug at 11:57 AM

accidentally got too much at walmart without considering i have to use the bus, now carrying 60lbs of regret

Posted on 30th Aug at 11:18 AM, with 30,620 notes
Me: *withdrawing money from the atm*
Girl Scouts posted up across the ATM: Wassup playa!!!
Me: OH SHIT!!!
Posted on 30th Aug at 12:39 AM

i am literally knives right now there is no going back

Posted on 30th Aug at 12:36 AM, with 40,084 notes

finding-what-is-lost:

spcshp:

pergus:

so i watched scott pilgrim vs the world again last night and the fact that im still picking up on things that i never saw before astounds me, like in this bus scene after the fight with matthew patel there’s a fucking bokeh filter on the front of the camera so when ramona is on screen all the out of focus bits are rendered as little “x”s and scott’s bits are little love hearts but when scott asks ramona if they’re dating now there’s a little ding from the bus as ramona’s turn to hearts like omg

the amount of attention to detail edgar wright puts into his films is absolutely baffling to me

this this this this

Holy crap haha

Posted on 30th Aug at 12:35 AM, with 18,001 notes

gayalienbabe:

Cleo woke up with her tail between her paws and adorably disgruntled

Posted on 29th Aug at 11:58 PM, with 9,806 notes

therealhamster:

i wanna see a “where are they now” on everyone in this video

Posted on 29th Aug at 11:57 PM, with 84 notes

sidneydear:

boys who are constantly aggressive and try to put on a tough guy front in all occasions make me want to punch them in the stomach i swear to god

male aggression is so gross, sit the fuck down and chill yourself out.  you aren’t impressing me with your anger and you’re constant “i’m gonna kill em, fuck them, you just wait i’ll fight them” is really boring and makes me want to avoid you forever.

not to mention why would any girl ever want to be near you.  your aggressiveness is actually scary to a lot of us.

also why is it that they always talk soooo big like “u put me and that other dude in a room 2gether u see who comes out”

wow how impressive.

Posted on 29th Aug at 11:56 PM, with 1 note

the aftermath: about an hour total spent in bathroom, a recovering butthole, two followers lost, and a lot of febreze used

Posted on 29th Aug at 11:55 PM, with 1 note

rromanticism said: i knew it would fucking betray you i knew it would

i’ve missed your supportive comments

Posted on 29th Aug at 10:41 PM, with 1 note

update: my but hurts like hell, and i have now quarantined a corner of the bathroom just for myself

constantly reminding myself that taco bell never hurt me in this way

Posted on 29th Aug at 9:31 PM

toilet round 2
my ass is on FIRE

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